Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is a stock market game about betting on newborns so you can do stuff like buy a kickass ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world ...

If you’ve ever had the very specific desire to rack up credits by betting on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien babies, now you can. The Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator game offers ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has been given a launch date as the new Strange Scaffold title will be released next ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the newest oddity from Strange Scaffold, an arcade-speed stock market game set in the same universe as Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. The premise is as ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

SHORT! THAT! BABY! My grandma was sold as an infant in 1936 for $40 (roughly $950 USD in 2025's economy). Back then, baby buying wasn't unheard of -- and definitely not ...

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.