At some point over the past few years, every man has, in moments of fumbling, sausage-fingered despair, found himself wondering: Who the hell decided button fly jeans were a good idea and where have ...

Maybe you need a designated fly fastener, Lurch. If you can’t button your fly, it’s time to go home. Actually, buttons are a good safety measure; nine out of ten men who get their penises caught in ...